|Posted by Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt on June 18, 2014 at 7:20 AM||comments (0)|
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her rep...Read Full Post »
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|Posted by Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt on December 1, 2012 at 12:45 AM||comments (0)|
"O Dalek tree, O Dalek tree...
Please don't exterminate me.
Your gunstick arm and glowy charm,
Makes me want to sound the alarm.
O how you scare w...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt on October 28, 2012 at 5:15 PM||comments (0)|
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.
He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, “Why would anyone want to go there. Its crowded and dirty and full of Italians, you’re crazy to go to Rome, so, how are you getting there?”
“We’re taking TWA,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!”
“TWA!” exclaimed the barber. “That’s a terrib...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt on October 28, 2012 at 5:10 PM||comments (0)|
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office.
When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I’d like to have some birth-control pills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me,
Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old what possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt on October 12, 2012 at 9:10 AM||comments (0)|
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
*This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
*This is when you have been ...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt on October 7, 2012 at 10:10 AM||comments (0)|
An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology or Criminology?"
The boat guy said, "No. I don't know any of these."
The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!"
The boat guy said nothing.. After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The...Read Full Post »
|Posted by Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt on September 16, 2012 at 3:20 PM||comments (0)|
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon ju...Read Full Post »